5 FUCK-HAPPY STARS!!!Find what you love and let it kill you.Well, I love this book, and it killed me!!!!I want this book to kiss me. I want this book to lick me. I want this book inside me. NO ONE writes like Madeline Sheehan. NO ONE.I know this book is mainly about Cage and Tegen, but I’m going to talk about Dirty and Ellie first…because they are one of my favorite book couples ever!!!!Dirty and Ellie:I’ve NEVER read a story like Dirty and Ellie’s story. At first, they seem like the most unlikely couple. Their paths cross and they quickly share similar fears and experiences. Dirty’s fear is….himself. He is not a good man, and he’s not exaggerating. Ellie fears that her attacker will find her again. They find disturbing solace with each other. They don’t fall in love right away. I secretly wish they had their own book so we could have known more of their story. Their story is…indescribable. My Dirty:He was nothing. He was shit. He was a damaged, deranged, sick motherfucker who deserved to be put the fuck down. He shouldn’t have lived for as long as he had; he didn’t deserve to share the same earth with people like Ellie, people who laughed over burnt popcorn even after they’d been stripped of their dignity. My Ellie:I’m sorry, but you’re just going to have to deal with that, the fact that I need to love you. Because I’m not going to stop, not ever. You did this, you made me love you by just being you and, all my life, everything I’ve ever wanted, I worked hard to get it, and now I want you and I want you to love me and want you to want to be loved in return.I would not have loved this book so much if it didn’t have Dirty and Ellie’s story. Dirty is one of the most fucked up motherfuckers I’ve ever read, and I love him. When he killed Daniel, it was so disturbing….and I loved it!Pain to make the pain go away. Cage and Tegen:Tegen has loved Cage…forever. It’s one of the most heartbreaking types of love…unrequited. When shit isn’t flying out of their mouths, and they actually calm the fuck down to hold, kiss, fuck, or make love….it really is amazing.It felt like the physical equivalent to an ice cream sundae… My Cage:My Tegen:If my past were a person, I would grab the throat of that motherfucker, drag her ass down Re-do Street, and once I’d beaten the ever-loving shit out of her, I’d stand over her beaten-down, broken body and say: “You stupid bitch. You ignorant, stupid bitch. Love isn’t a fucking answer. It hurts more than it doesn’t, it’s harder than it is easy, it takes work, guts, and perseverance.”Go read this book and fucking FEEL something while doing it!!!Ripper in the front, ZZ in the back, Dirty in the mouth.